Chief Eggsecutive Officer
Avika
Avika turned ghosting into gastronomy. She leads Eggceptional with a bold vision: "why bother?" Under her passive leadership, the business has proudly fulfilled zero orders and thats exactly how she likes it.
OUR MENU
🥚 GHOSTED BOILED EGGS
Only available when you least expect them – ₹404 (Error not found)
🥚 HALF-BOILED HOPES
Soft, squishy, full of unmet expectations – ₹99
🥚 SCRAMBLED PRIORITIES
Stirred by Avika’s schedule – ₹149
🥚 SUNNY SIDE GHOSTED
Promised but never delivered – ₹0 (Free with heartbreak)
🥚 EGG-STREME EXCUSES COMBO
Includes delay, denial, and dodging – ₹299
🥚 OMELETTE YOU DOWN
Folded plans, served fresh – ₹199
🥚 HARD-BOILED REALITY
Tough to digest, like her replies – ₹89
🥚 POACHED FRIENDSHIPS
Cooked under pressure – ₹155
🥚 AVIKA’S EGG BOMBS
Spicy, messy, chaotic – just like her priorities – ₹275
🥚 EGGSTINCT SPECIALS
Sold out since forever – NA
DELIVERY AND POLICIES
| Delivery Available | Only to places Avika likes. You arent on the list |
| Returns or Refunds | We dont do take backs. |
| Tracking ID | All lost. Forever |
| Packaging | We use plastic. Climate change, Whats that? |
| Order Now, get in never | Fast? no. Furious? yes |
| Free Gift | One undercooked excuse. |
CUSTOMERS' VALUABLE FEEDBACK
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Ordered breakfast. Got flashbacks instead.
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Tried to complain. Got ghosted twice in one conversation.
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Tracking said ‘On the way.’
Three years later… still no closure.
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Great place to be ignored in 4K.
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Their delivery speed really makes you reflect on your life choices.
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I wasn’t even hungry. I just missed the feeling of being ignored.
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I ordered while watching Interstellar. By the time the food arrived, my daughter was 45.
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She told me delivery would be ‘soon’. That was 11 days ago
CONTACT US
📞 1800-WHYBOTHER .We will ignore you in HD.
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